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What Is Agile?

A human, running

Someone please explain this to me! A lot of people around me want to know.

The dictionary says: adjective. able to move quickly and easily.

I ran and ran until running was the only natural way I could move, until my legs stopped hurting and my eyes adjusted to the motion blur but my boss still says we're not agile.

Rhizome has an archive of an art BBS from the 1990s where MISSY GILCHRIST wrote: "I don't completely understand that, but somehow it's really beautiful".


Natural and Normal

Life right now: it's Natural and it's Normal. Very natural! And very, very normal! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise, don't settle for less: you deserve it. It's the way life is meant to be lived.

A picture of the sun, witth the words: Hot. Drink a lot of water

Today I received a donut: 120cm in diameter, 100% polyvinyl chloride, strawberry with assorted flakes. It will lift me over the water but it won't keep me dry. It would lift me over the sea and carry me all the way to Oceania if I asked it to, but I won't; I don't have time. It will lift me over a lake, and that's all I could hope for and it will be natural, and it will be normal.

In 2003 two men fought online about how content in the web should be syndicated. I wonder how things would be different if we hadn't let facebook monopolize social spaces online. Not very different in the ways that matter, probably. This blog is now available in RSS format, or if you prefer in plain text, both formats natural, natural and normal.

I've been thinking about the weather a lot.

Life right now: it's Natural and it's normal. Very natural! And very, very normal!


Why are all these people playing volleyball?

Why are all these people playing volleyball?

What. The. Fuckkkkk?

A group of people playing volleyball in a park Photo by Chris Betcher

I don't understand why all these people would come to this park on a tuesday — at 7pm — just to play volleyball. Can you imagine?

Why are all these people playing volleyball on a tuesday at 7pm in a park 30-35 minutes from my house? Some are really good and others are OK, though if I'm 100% honest I don't consider myself a great judge of volleyball skills. Can you imagine being kinda good? or not that good at all? or maybe really great at volleyball, a superstar. What?

Another group of people playing volleyball in another
park Photo by Nick

I really don't understand why all these people are playing volleyball.

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